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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via ohheythereqtpie)

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via andrewquo)

kamisamafr:

Super Mario Galaxy

kamisamafr:

Super Mario Galaxy

(via megankrara)

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

(via ohheythereqtpie)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(via andrewquo)

(via thevogz)

voguiest:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

i have been watching this for 5 minutes

voguiest:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

i have been watching this for 5 minutes

(via thevogz)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via thevogz)